*derides your truth-handling abilities*

Oh my god, this fic has been giving me an absolute conniption fit. *washes hands of it*

Title: Ill-Gotten Gains
Pairing: Sophie/Nate
Rating: adult
Notes: Episode addition for 'The First David Job', so, right after the team splits up for the first time. Prompted at nsficathon, for which this is really really late. 2700 words.

( He takes his time. )

One of two fics written for the porn battle. Because assuming the team splits up after the fade-to-black, then the only way I want to think of them is spending their free time randomly hooking up in exotic locations all over the world.

Also to shore up my multishipper cred. I think this might be the only Sophie/Hardison fic out there. In which case: FIRST. Hee.


Far from the Madding Crowd, Leverage, Sophie/Hardison
Set post-Second David Job. Adult, 1352 words.

( They got these spy satellites now that can zoom in on a pimple. )

Have not written fic (or even posted) for aaaages. Thank god for the porn battle. Although it isn't all that porny because I fail at sex scenes these days. Also I misspelled the title when I posted over there and I can't edit on dreamwidth and now it will be there for all eternity and I get to be embarrassed forever. Awesome.


Sunshiny Day, Leverage, Parker/Nate
Set during post-Second David job, assuming the team is split up. Adult, 715 words.

( It's not like he thinks of her as a daughter. )

Title: Falling
Rating: teen
Notes: Parker and Sophie gen. Missing scene for 'The First David Job'. 1039 words.

( It's a long way down and then you hit the ground. )

Title: The Guys on HotWomenofCrime.Net Are Never Going to Believe This
Pairing: Sterling/(Parker)
Rating: teen
Notes: You know, while watching 'The First David Job', you really have to wonder why he went to all the trouble of putting a leather armchair in the back of that armoured van just to wait for his imaginary girlfriend Parker. (Does it count as crack if it has become your own personal canon?) 1019 words.
Summary: Jim Sterling. Insurance investigator. Magnificent bastard. Fanboy.

( You know, I don't think we've ever been properly introduced. Hello, Parker, I'm Jim Sterling. )

Title: The Joy of Cooking
Pairing: team gen
Rating: teen
Notes: Mmm, Thai food. Set post-season one. 3000 words.
Summary: Eliot cooks. The rest of the team 'help'.

( There was something Zen about it, creating order from chaos, the steady, precise motions of the knife. )

Oh I just got spoiled so badly for BSG. *hates the world so much right now*

Anyway, fic!

Title: Five Times Sophie Went Shopping
Pairing: Sophie, team, gen
Rating: teen
Notes: More teamy goodness. While I might still write pairing fic, I really think the OT5 is where my heart truly lies - I do so love this adorably dorktastic team. No spoilers. 1580 words.

( they were only a few yards away from crossing the threshold when Parker dug her heels in )

Title: Bait and Switch
Pairing: none, team gen
Rating: teen
Notes: Short and rather silly. Like Eliot. I am totally going to write something that isn't Leverage again eventually. Just not today. 1500 words.
Summary: Parker and Sophie need to get out of a tricky situation.

( The lift went flawlessly. )

Yes, more porn battle. And there's another one coming after this, too.


Swallow, Leverage fic, Sophie/Nate, adult
776 words

( For the record, they are being really quiet. )

For the porn battle. My first Leverage crossover, but not, I suspect, my last.


Passing Time, Leverage/Ocean's 11 crossover, Sophie/Tess, adult
625 words

( there's an exclusive little gallery looking over the Seine )

Hi porn battle, ilu. Set following the episode, 'The Bank-Shot Job'.


Humidity, Leverage fic, Parker/Sophie, adult
684 words

( she's bloody and sweaty and she just wants to shower )

Title: Out in the Open
Fandom: Leverage
Pairing: Nate/Sophie
Rating: teen
Words: 1870
Notes: God, I love this adorably dorktastic show. And here, then, is an incredibly dorktastic fic, featuring Nate and Sophie being giant dorks. New fandoms ftw!

( Sophie is wearing a skirt today. )