Aug. 19th, 2009 | 04:34 am
Oh my god, this fic has been giving me an absolute conniption fit. *washes hands of it*
Title: Ill-Gotten Gains
Pairing: Sophie/Nate
Rating: adult
Notes: Episode addition for 'The First David Job', so, right after the team splits up for the first time. Prompted at![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/community.gif)
nsficathon, for which this is really really late. 2700 words.
( He takes his time. )
Title: Ill-Gotten Gains
Pairing: Sophie/Nate
Rating: adult
Notes: Episode addition for 'The First David Job', so, right after the team splits up for the first time. Prompted at
nsficathon, for which this is really really late. 2700 words.( He takes his time. )
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leverage fic: far from the madding crowd (sophie/hardison)
Jun. 16th, 2009 | 10:17 pm
One of two fics written for the porn battle. Because assuming the team splits up after the fade-to-black, then the only way I want to think of them is spending their free time randomly hooking up in exotic locations all over the world.
Also to shore up my multishipper cred. I think this might be the only Sophie/Hardison fic out there. In which case: FIRST. Hee.
Far from the Madding Crowd, Leverage, Sophie/Hardison
Set post-Second David Job. Adult, 1352 words.
( They got these spy satellites now that can zoom in on a pimple. )
Also to shore up my multishipper cred. I think this might be the only Sophie/Hardison fic out there. In which case: FIRST. Hee.
Far from the Madding Crowd, Leverage, Sophie/Hardison
Set post-Second David Job. Adult, 1352 words.
( They got these spy satellites now that can zoom in on a pimple. )
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leverage fic: sunshiny day (parker/nate)
Jun. 16th, 2009 | 09:36 pm
Have not written fic (or even posted) for aaaages. Thank god for the porn battle. Although it isn't all that porny because I fail at sex scenes these days. Also I misspelled the title when I posted over there and I can't edit on dreamwidth and now it will be there for all eternity and I get to be embarrassed forever. Awesome.
Sunshiny Day, Leverage, Parker/Nate
Set during post-Second David job, assuming the team is split up. Adult, 715 words.
( It's not like he thinks of her as a daughter. )
Sunshiny Day, Leverage, Parker/Nate
Set during post-Second David job, assuming the team is split up. Adult, 715 words.
( It's not like he thinks of her as a daughter. )
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leverage fic: the guys on hotwomenofcrime.net are never going to believe this (sterling/parker)
Apr. 8th, 2009 | 03:20 am
Title: The Guys on HotWomenofCrime.Net Are Never Going to Believe This
Pairing: Sterling/(Parker)
Rating: teen
Notes: You know, while watching 'The First David Job', you really have to wonder why he went to all the trouble of putting a leather armchair in the back of that armoured van just to wait forhis imaginary girlfriend Parker. (Does it count as crack if it has become your own personal canon?) 1019 words.
Summary: Jim Sterling. Insurance investigator. Magnificent bastard. Fanboy.
( You know, I don't think we've ever been properly introduced. Hello, Parker, I'm Jim Sterling. )
Pairing: Sterling/(Parker)
Rating: teen
Notes: You know, while watching 'The First David Job', you really have to wonder why he went to all the trouble of putting a leather armchair in the back of that armoured van just to wait for
Summary: Jim Sterling. Insurance investigator. Magnificent bastard. Fanboy.
( You know, I don't think we've ever been properly introduced. Hello, Parker, I'm Jim Sterling. )
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big bang theory ficlet: the silent type (penny/raj)
Feb. 1st, 2009 | 11:51 pm
Hi flist, just spamming you with porn. And it's a brand new fandom, for me, too.
The Silent Type, Big Bang Theory, Penny/Raj, adult
489 words
( It's sad, and a little pathetic. )
The Silent Type, Big Bang Theory, Penny/Raj, adult
489 words
( It's sad, and a little pathetic. )
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leverage ficlet: swallow (sophie/nate)
Feb. 1st, 2009 | 11:42 pm
Yes, more porn battle. And there's another one coming after this, too.
Swallow, Leverage fic, Sophie/Nate, adult
776 words
( For the record, they are being really quiet. )
Swallow, Leverage fic, Sophie/Nate, adult
776 words
( For the record, they are being really quiet. )
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leverage fic: out in the open (sophie/nate)
Jan. 11th, 2009 | 06:14 am
Title: Out in the Open
Fandom: Leverage
Pairing: Nate/Sophie
Rating: teen
Words: 1870
Notes: God, I love this adorably dorktastic show. And here, then, is an incredibly dorktastic fic, featuring Nate and Sophie being giant dorks. New fandoms ftw!
( Sophie is wearing a skirt today. )
Fandom: Leverage
Pairing: Nate/Sophie
Rating: teen
Words: 1870
Notes: God, I love this adorably dorktastic show. And here, then, is an incredibly dorktastic fic, featuring Nate and Sophie being giant dorks. New fandoms ftw!
( Sophie is wearing a skirt today. )
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House ficlets (House/13, Cuddy/Lucas)
Dec. 11th, 2008 | 02:30 pm
I am catching up on replies today. That is my goal. That, and maybe finishing that holiday exchange fic that was due yesterday, hi. But for now, here are two more of the giftfics.
Title: Not for the likes of you and me
Pairing: House/Thirteen
Notes: For![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif)
obfuscate3, prompt 'because'.
( you're so tired )
Title: I'll be stepping on cracks and close my eyes
Pairing: Cuddy/PI Lucas
Notes: Forcaesir. A continuation of the lunch date scene in Adverse Reactions.
( Cuddy stirred her straw in her glass, her chin propped on her hand )
Title: Not for the likes of you and me
Pairing: House/Thirteen
Notes: For
obfuscate3, prompt 'because'.( you're so tired )
Title: I'll be stepping on cracks and close my eyes
Pairing: Cuddy/PI Lucas
Notes: For
caesir. A continuation of the lunch date scene in Adverse Reactions. ( Cuddy stirred her straw in her glass, her chin propped on her hand )
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two Cuddy ficlets
Dec. 6th, 2008 | 03:07 am
Two holiday gift-ficlets, for swatkat24 and hihoplastic. In my defense? YOU WERE THE ONES WHO ASKED FOR THIS.
Title: The Bottom of the Barrel
Fandom: House/How I Met Your Mother
Pairing: Cuddy/Barney
Notes: Hee. Forswatkat24.
( real golf is a lot harder than Marshall's Wii makes it look )
Title: He Had It Coming
Fandom: House
Pairing: Cuddy/SWAT Guy
Notes: Um. Blamehihoplastic.
( there are witnesses )
swatkat24 and hihoplastic. In my defense? YOU WERE THE ONES WHO ASKED FOR THIS.Title: The Bottom of the Barrel
Fandom: House/How I Met Your Mother
Pairing: Cuddy/Barney
Notes: Hee. For
swatkat24.( real golf is a lot harder than Marshall's Wii makes it look )
Title: He Had It Coming
Fandom: House
Pairing: Cuddy/SWAT Guy
Notes: Um. Blame
hihoplastic.( there are witnesses )
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fic: Close Your Eyes and Count to Ten (House/Foreman/Thirteen)
Nov. 30th, 2008 | 01:07 am
Title: Close Your Eyes and Count to Ten
Pairing: House/Foreman/Thirteen
Rating: teen
Words: 12713 (lol)
Notes: This is a story about people being happy, and no one being dead or dying. AU, obviously, where random things are different just because I felt like it. Many thanks toqueenzulu for the beta.
Summary: Uh, House, Foreman and Thirteen hang out and have sex? Only without the sex. (I didn't feel like writing porn.) The rest of the cast also feature, to varying degrees.
( it wasn't subtle )
Pairing: House/Foreman/Thirteen
Rating: teen
Words: 12713 (lol)
Notes: This is a story about people being happy, and no one being dead or dying. AU, obviously, where random things are different just because I felt like it. Many thanks to
queenzulu for the beta.Summary: Uh, House, Foreman and Thirteen hang out and have sex? Only without the sex. (I didn't feel like writing porn.) The rest of the cast also feature, to varying degrees.
( it wasn't subtle )
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fic: Close Your Eyes and Count to Ten (part two)
Nov. 30th, 2008 | 01:05 am
Title: Close Your Eyes and Count to Ten
Pairing: House/Foreman/Thirteen
Rating: teen
Words: 12713
( part two )
Pairing: House/Foreman/Thirteen
Rating: teen
Words: 12713
( part two )
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House fic: Sweet the Sting (Cuddy/House)
Apr. 5th, 2008 | 02:32 am
Title: Sweet the Sting
Pairing: Cuddy/House
Notes: Forsangria_lila. Adult, set pre-series, 1265 words.
( she's not worried - he doesn't remember )
Pairing: Cuddy/House
Notes: For
sangria_lila. Adult, set pre-series, 1265 words. ( she's not worried - he doesn't remember )
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Green Wing Ficlet (Caroline/Guy)
Mar. 28th, 2008 | 02:01 am
Title: Seven things Guy does that Caroline does not find amusing
Fandom: Green Wing
Pairing: Caroline/Guy
Notes: Comment fic written forleiascully on her birthday:
( Talks to her in the voice of a two-dimensional Friesian. )
Fandom: Green Wing
Pairing: Caroline/Guy
Notes: Comment fic written for
leiascully on her birthday:( Talks to her in the voice of a two-dimensional Friesian. )
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SG1 fic: Roll (Cam/Vala)
Mar. 6th, 2008 | 02:09 am
Title: Roll
Pairing: Cam/Vala
Rating: R
Notes: More Unending fic. Total PWP in which Cam is kind of emo and Vala is kind of not.
( It's a big ship, and two days in a row is probably not a coincidence. )
Pairing: Cam/Vala
Rating: R
Notes: More Unending fic. Total PWP in which Cam is kind of emo and Vala is kind of not.
( It's a big ship, and two days in a row is probably not a coincidence. )
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SG1 fic: 29 things Vala is no longer allowed to do on the Odyssey
Feb. 29th, 2008 | 01:02 am
Title: 29 things Vala is no longer allowed to do on the Odyssey
Pairings: mostly gen, team plus General Landry, with some Vala/Daniel
Rating: PG
Notes: Set during 'Unending'. Story title and premise ripped off 'The 213 things Skippy is no longer allowed to do in the US Army'.
Summary: The last time I was this bored, I took hostages. Vala gets bored. Hijinks ensue.
( Cam's quarters are not a rave. )
Pairings: mostly gen, team plus General Landry, with some Vala/Daniel
Rating: PG
Notes: Set during 'Unending'. Story title and premise ripped off 'The 213 things Skippy is no longer allowed to do in the US Army'.
Summary: The last time I was this bored, I took hostages. Vala gets bored. Hijinks ensue.
( Cam's quarters are not a rave. )
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SG1 fic: Biting the Bullet (Sam/Jack)
Feb. 22nd, 2008 | 04:20 am
Fluff. OH GOD SO MUCH FLUFF.
Title: Biting the Bullet
Pairing: Sam/Jack, with one rather inconvenient case of Sam/Rodney
Rating: PG-13
Words: 4134
Warnings: Did I mention the fluff?
Summary: Five times Jack O'Neill asked Samantha Carter out, and one time he didn't have to.
Notes: All but one of these are set in various canon AUs. (God, I love this show.) Specific episodes referenced are 'There But For the Grace of God', 'Point of View', 'The Changeling', 'Moebius' parts I and II, and 'The Road Not Taken'.
( before the Goa'uld invaded and everyone died... )
Title: Biting the Bullet
Pairing: Sam/Jack, with one rather inconvenient case of Sam/Rodney
Rating: PG-13
Words: 4134
Warnings: Did I mention the fluff?
Summary: Five times Jack O'Neill asked Samantha Carter out, and one time he didn't have to.
Notes: All but one of these are set in various canon AUs. (God, I love this show.) Specific episodes referenced are 'There But For the Grace of God', 'Point of View', 'The Changeling', 'Moebius' parts I and II, and 'The Road Not Taken'.
( before the Goa'uld invaded and everyone died... )
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Firefly/Farscape fic: Ends in Fire (Crais/Zoe)
Feb. 20th, 2008 | 03:42 am
Title: Ends in Fire
Fandom: Firefly/Farscape
Pairing: Crais/Zoe/(Talyn)
Rating: PG-13
Words: 1260
Notes: Set post-'Into the Lion's Den' for Farscape, and post-movie for Firefly. Written forchoc_fic. Prompt was 'big fucking guns - hot like a very hot thing'.
( This is how it begins. )
Fandom: Firefly/Farscape
Pairing: Crais/Zoe/(Talyn)
Rating: PG-13
Words: 1260
Notes: Set post-'Into the Lion's Den' for Farscape, and post-movie for Firefly. Written for
choc_fic. Prompt was 'big fucking guns - hot like a very hot thing'. ( This is how it begins. )
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HIMYM/Buffy fic: Slayed in Manhatten
Feb. 1st, 2008 | 11:12 pm
Title: Slayed in Manhattan
Fandom: How I Met Your Mother/Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Pairing: Robin gen, slight Robin/Giles
Rating: PG-13
Words: 1589
Notes: Myyuletide fic, for latropita.
( she's not sure what this counts as )
Fandom: How I Met Your Mother/Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Pairing: Robin gen, slight Robin/Giles
Rating: PG-13
Words: 1589
Notes: My
yuletide fic, for latropita.( she's not sure what this counts as )
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Private Practice fic: Stupid Is (Violet/Cooper)
Nov. 9th, 2007 | 11:33 pm
Title: Stupid Is
Pairing: Violet/Cooper
Rating: PG-13
Words: 3008
Summary: Love makes people stupid. Violet knows this, because she knows Cooper.
Notes: Sequel (which, wow, took me a bit longer to finish than I thought, heh) to Sock Drawer of Love. I make absolutely no apologies for the grand heaping pile of shmoopiness that is this fic.
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House ficlet: Top Dog (Wilson/Cuddy)
Nov. 1st, 2007 | 11:16 am
Title: Top Dog
Pairing: Cuddy/Wilson
Rating: PG-13
Words: 418
Notes: Post-ep for 'Mirror, Mirror'.
Summary: We all know who's really on top.